before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
(via theconspicuousninja)
(Source: fyzacharyquinto, via theconspicuousninja)
Hey Karen. Remember when you encouraged me to make this and no one reblogged?
But it worked with Benny’s hand, how was I supposed to know people would suddenly spontaneously suck?
Okay but this is obvious there’s no way no one can recognize that
how the fuck do people not recognize this
i’m not even a part of that fandom and I know whose fucking mouth that is
(Source: allhailgigantorthemooseking, via chromakite)
Share a Coke with Sherlock
“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.
I snorted.
unfortunate phrasing again
(Source: thebakerstboys, via thesenoisyguitars)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine, via theconspicuousninja)
Here’s To Us - Halestorm
In which (nearing the end of the song) Arejay just looks at Lzzy like “Dat my sister :) She cool.”
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
(Source: pleatedjeans, via armageddown)
The feeling you get when everything has been resolved in an episode
and there are still 15 minutes left
(via chromakite)
I am Zero, nice to meet you. Unless it isn't nice to meet you, then I have other things on at the moment.
